So where was I? Oh yes, my contractions had stopped and started again. I had lost all hope of EVER having the baby and was sobbing for my mum, whilst simultaneously, in the future, I was sat eating Orios and watching something crappy on tv, while trying to ignore the incessant whining noise at my feet [...]
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Now and Then – Part 1
Posted in Because sometimes life is perfect, It's just all so unbelievably exciting!, Just another day, Rememberings, tagged babies, birthday, childbirth, contractions, humour, labour, love, motherhood, poo, pregnancy, Rememberings on July 7, 2009 | 3 Comments »
7.00am Flashback: I have been lying awake for two hours. Rather considerably bigger and fatter yet rather considerably less the woman I am today (in more ways than one). 40 weeks and 1 day pregnant. The size of an average sized whale (which I don’t know the dimensions of for sure but I imagine is [...]
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Twenty-something slightly neurotic and seriously sleep-deprived stay-at-home mum from Staffordshire in the UK. Doing my best not to be *too* bad a mother to my delightful and spirited young son while stealing all available free time to write, think, grow and try to stay sane.
Oh and I lactate - how cool is that?
I spend a lot of time wondering what I'd like to be when I grow up and failing to figure it all out. In the meantime I think I'm just going to continue to play and dream and get covered in food, much like my boy, and I guess we'll see what happens... stick around!
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